He worked for the New York Times and never went to the story. He stayed home and scoured the internet and pieced the stories together and nobody knew. Sometimes he watched television on events he was supposed to cover. He did a lot of blow and was like Barack Obama and everyone knew he was going to be big one day.
And then one day someone read his story and saw it was the same as USA Today.
What do you have to say for yourself Clarence?
Not much.
The old Editor stared at him. He had never had a reporter fabricate stories before.
I am going to have to let you go.
Alright.
So he went home and did a lot more blow and stayed drunk. Then he went into rehab while the world went crazy. They found all his stories were bogus. Eventually he got a book deal and went on the tour. It was a good advance. They fired two editors who really loved their jobs. Then Clarnence gave some Commencent Addresses. He talked about lessons learned. One of the old editors died of cancer. A year later Clarence was a Life Coach with two hundred clients.
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And then one day someone read his story and saw it was the same as USA Today.
What do you have to say for yourself Clarence?
Not much.
The old Editor stared at him. He had never had a reporter fabricate stories before.
I am going to have to let you go.
Alright.
So he went home and did a lot more blow and stayed drunk. Then he went into rehab while the world went crazy. They found all his stories were bogus. Eventually he got a book deal and went on the tour. It was a good advance. They fired two editors who really loved their jobs. Then Clarnence gave some Commencent Addresses. He talked about lessons learned. One of the old editors died of cancer. A year later Clarence was a Life Coach with two hundred clients.
www.williamhazelgrove.com
Then he went into rehab while the world went crazy. They found all his stories were bogus. Eventually he got a book deal and went on the tour. It was a good advance. They fired two editors who really loved their jobs. EE Phone Number
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