Firing Old Joe

I just have one problem.
What's that?
I got to fire this retired guy old  Joe.
John bit into his burger.
So?'
Ah...he's been there forever. He does the payroll checks. It's like he's the company mascot or something but he bills out at like 25 an hour.
Ok.
And I ran the numbers and he's like taking away fifty k for a few hours a week work.
And you are the guy they brought into cut costs.
Something like that.
John put his burger down and looked at Rick.
So what are you going to do?
Fire him.
When?
Probably next week. I'll have security standing by to escort him out.
Wow...so how do you do that?
I just say we have to make a change.
That's it.
Pretty much. I already notified HR. You just got to watch their hands.
What do you mean?
People can get violent.
No shit.
Oh yeah. So that's why I have security standing by. This is probably the only income this guy has. He might freak.
Old Joe doesn't suspect a thing then.
Nope.
Wow...poor old Joe.
Yeah...its not a big deal You just got to watch their hands...and their mouth.
Their mouth?
Yeah. Sometimes people puke when you can them.
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