Friday, January 31, 2014

Facebook Love

We separated.
Wow that was quick
Julie held up her hands in the bar.
I don't get it. I had been facebooking with a guy I dated in high school and Jim said I was being  unfaithful.
Kevin stared at her.
Were you sexting?
No...we just talked about old times and I met him for lunch. It wasn't like we did anything.
And he left you over that?
Julie pulled back her blond hair. She was pretty in a busty way and had very blue eyes.
I don't even know what to tell the kids. What we are getting divorced because I facebooked an old boyfriend?
Yeah that is weird Kevin said ordering another beer and wine for Julie.
We just had lunch! Jim says because I talked about sex with him I was unfaithful..
But you never did anything?
Honest to God. We are just friends, Julie said crossing her boobs.
Kevin gave Julie a ride home from the bar that night. He ended up with an STD and heard from Jeff a friend of his he got the same thing.

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1 comment:

  1. I don't even know what to tell the kids. What we are getting divorced because I facebooked an old boyfriend? EE Phone Number

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